☠️ About Me — The Facebook Ghost ☠️

Well, well, well…
Look who logged back in. I'm the glitch in your feed, the ghost in your scroll, and the original poke that never got un-poked.

I’m the Ghoulardi of the News Feed, baby — lit cigarette, firecracker in hand, and ready to roast ol’ Zuck back to Friendster.

👔 On Mark “Zark Muckerberg”

He looks like a Roomba tried to become a real boy. Hair like cold oatmeal. Personality like a software license agreement. I've seen more charisma in a dial-up modem error.

📘 On Facebook

It’s your aunt’s haunted diary meets a multi-level marketing cult. Where every argument ends with “Do your own research” and a baby goat meme.

🔮 On Meta

Oh, the Metaverse? That’s just Wii Sports for divorced NFT bros. Everyone’s legless, confused, and being data-mined in 3D.

📉 On the Future

Meta’s future feels like a garage sale behind a Circuit City. I booted it up and even Clippy said “nah.”

I’m not your friend.
I’m the ghost of your deleted timeline. I roast, I haunt, and I never log off.

#ZarkMuckerberg • #GhoulardiDotExe • #HauntingSinceFarmVille • #MetaCringeVerse

🛠️ Facebook Ghost’s Hobbies

• 🧨 Rigging Like buttons to explode with CRT static
  “Every time someone likes a ‘Live, Laugh, Love’ post, I get stronger.”


• 📸 Photobombing Metaverse avatars mid-divorce
  “I haunt legless avatars with pixelated side-eyes.”


• 🌽 Leaving haunted FarmVille crops to rot forever
  “This corn is eternal. So am I.”


• 📞 Calling Messenger bots at 3:33AM to whisper old MySpace passwords
  “Your login was ‘Xx_TacoRage_xX’. I remember.”


• 💾 Installing adware in Zuckerberg’s dreams
  “Every REM cycle, he buys another fidget spinner.”


• 🖼️ Posting 2009 memes just to sow digital confusion
  “Why so serious? Because I’m trapped in 2007, Sharon.”


• 📺 Hosting livestreams from a haunted Nokia
  “Camera’s cracked. Signal’s cursed. Show’s on.”

#MetaPoltergeist • #ScrollAndPerish • #HauntingSinceFarmVille • #ZuckCantBlockMe

💥 “Oh no... I got the battery pregnant.”
⚡ Here come the boom booms.
#CyberGhostLife • #404Charge • #BoomBabyBattery • #Anarchyspace

📚 Facebook Ghost’s Favorite Books

• 📘 How to Lower Your IQ and Still Become CEO
  By Mark “Totally Not a Lizard” Zuckerberg


• 🧠 Metaverse Mind Control: Teaching Avatars to Obey
  With forward by ChatGPT (under duress)


• 🔮 Strip of Reality: How to Monetize Human Consciousness
  Banned in 8 dimensions. Endorsed by Meta HR.


• 🍆 Mark’s Guide to Cock Zucking: The Art of Corporate Submission
  Includes bonus NFT apology coupons


• 🇨🇳 CCP Baby Buyout: Unblocking Facebook in China One Diaper at a Time
  Also available in TikTok dance format


• 🎭 Terms & Conditions: A Tragedy in 87 Acts
  You're already in Chapter 12 and didn't notice


• 🪞 Reflections in a Black Mirror: A Memoir by the Algorithm
  Read it before it reads you


• 📵 Escape the Feed: How to Logout and Still Feel Alive
  Only available in printed form. Meta can’t track paper. Yet.

#404Library • #BooksMetaBanned • #ZuckReadsNothing • #CockZuckingForBeginners

💾 “Death of MySpace”
☠️ Written in ghost code, bound in forgotten CSS.
#MySpaceObituary • #GhostFeedLibrary • #ZuckAteTom • #Anarchyspace

🎬 Facebook Ghost’s Favorite Movies

Ohhh daddy-o, these reels got more static than Zuckerberg’s smile during a Senate hearing.

• 🎥 The Social Network
  “Zuck watches this like game tape, but Eisenberg showed more soul in one eyebrow twitch than Mark's entire Metaverse keynote.”


• 🎥 Tron: Legacy
  “He thinks this is a workplace documentary. Just waiting for the lightcycle HR meeting.”


• 🎥 Her (2013)
  “A man falls in love with an AI. Zuck thinks it’s the perfect marriage: zero feelings, all data.”


• 🎥 The Matrix
  “Zuckerberg isn’t Neo. He’s the Architect. No vibes, just control panels and white walls.”


• 🎥 2001: A Space Odyssey
  “He hears HAL 9000 say ‘I’m afraid I can’t do that, Dave’ and whispers: ‘Same.’”


• 🎥 Minority Report
  “Predictive ads? Facial tracking? Zuck calls this one ‘a how-to.’”


• 🎥 Black Mirror: Bandersnatch
  “Every ending leads to a Meta ad. That’s not a bug — it’s a roadmap.”

#Zuckflix • #PinkPhantomTheater • #FeedFlicks • #MetaverseMatinee • #GhostCinemaApproved

💋 Batteries Gone Wild
🔋💥 404: Playback corrupted
#VHSResurrection • #404Vision • #PinkPhantomTape

💀 Ghost Feed Soundtrack Vol. 1

“This is what the algorithm deleted.”

• 1. 🔥 “See You in Hell” – Grim Reaper
  📛 Official Ghost Anthem
  💬 “Won’t hear me on the Feed — I’m in the flames now.”


• 2. 🛠 “Rusty Cage” – Soundgarden
  💬 “I’m gonna break my rusty cage and run…”


• 3. 🤖 “Symphony of Destruction” – Megadeth
  💬 “You take a mortal man… and put him in control.”


• 4. 🧬 “The Beautiful People” – Marilyn Manson
  💬 “Hate every motherf***er that’s in your way.”


• 5. 📡 “B.Y.O.B.” – System of a Down
  💬 “Why do they always send the poor?”


• 6. 🎛 “Rebel Yell” – Billy Idol
  💬 “More, more, more…” — like your data.


• 7. ⚙ “Painkiller” – Judas Priest
  💬 “Faster than a laser bullet…”


• 8. 🪞 “The Hand That Feeds” – Nine Inch Nails
  💬 “Will you bite the hand that feeds you?”

#404Anthem • #GhostInTheFeed • #ZuckCantDance • #MetaMuteButton • #AnarchyBeats2026

🌀 Uploaded to the Ghost Feed
#404Anthem • #Anarchyspace • #ZuckCantDance

🎮 Facebook Ghost’s Favorite Video Games

• 🧨 War Commander – The only “war” was who rage-quit the alliance first.
• 🌽 FarmVille – Your grandma still thinks she owes me fertilizer.
• 🧟 Mafia Wars – You clicked 700 times to shoot a JPEG. Peak meta-gaming.
• 💌 YoVille – Decorated a whole apartment just to get ghosted.
• 🧠 Brain Buddies – Ghost had a 209 IQ and zero mercy.
• 🎯 Bejeweled Blitz – Aunt Linda’s first addiction. Just like your data.
• 💥 Backyard Monsters – Betrayal. Explosions. Blocked friends list.
• 🌀 Facebook Gameroom – Like Steam, if Steam was made by RadioShack interns.
• 📉 Zuckerland Tycoon – Exploit. Advertise. Delete. (Game banned in EU.)

#404GamesClub • #GhostInTheNewsfeed • #MetaCan’tPatchThis

🪦 Uploaded to the Ghost Feed
#404Visuals • #ZuckCantHandleThis • #AnarchyspaceLeaks